Mod Edit: Someone That Looks Like Jeff Bezos (But Probably Isn't) is celebrating his divorce by tooling around DC in his new McLaren Senna

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
07/02/2019 at 20:26 • Filed to: mod edit, I'm afraid of Amazon, Corporate Butthurt, Amazon doesn't want us to say that's Jeff Bezos, Smoke weed every day

My friend spotted none other than someone that looks a lot like Mr. Fake News Amazon Washington Post himself in this black & yellow McLaren Senna with temp tags this afternoon in Arlington, VA where Amazon HQ2 will be.

Hellooooo

I don’t know for sure that someone that looks like it could be Jeff Bezos but probably isn’t he’s bought this for himself as a divorce present, but I mean, come on.

DISCUSSION (40)

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Textured Soy Protein
07/02/2019 at 20:33

Must be nice.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Textured Soy Protein
07/02/2019 at 20:40

Early Kia Sorento, nice. They may be RX30 0 rip offs, but they’re actually decently built.

Discerning > Textured Soy Protein
07/02/2019 at 20:44

Bezos is the worst. Cool car though.

For Sweden > Textured Soy Protein
07/02/2019 at 20:45

Cutting dead weight!

(The car, not M acK enzie)

(MacKenzie also cut a lot of dead weight from her life)

Captain of the Enterprise > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/02/2019 at 21:14

Comment of the day lol

Saracen > Textured Soy Protein
07/02/2019 at 21:14

He’s rich enough, he could have celebrated his divorce by buying McLaren.

wafflesnfalafel > Textured Soy Protein
07/02/2019 at 21:53

I would be doing the same thing... He is going to struggle, his wife was such a big part of his success.

SVLT > Textured Soy Protein
07/02/2019 at 22:00

Lmfao, this isn’t Jeff Bezos car . I have met the owner before. You got the wrong rich guy. Lol.

Just Jeepin' > Textured Soy Protein
07/02/2019 at 22:05

I was going to lament how frustrating it must be to not be able to go anywhere without people pointing and taking photos, then I remembered he chose to drive that. Drive a pickup truck and no one would ever look twice.

just-a-scratch > Textured Soy Protein
07/02/2019 at 22:16

What’s with all the Bezos hate? Sure, he made some questionable life choices, but he also recognized a lot of the power of the internet before most of us and acted on it. I bet most folks on this forum would love to have McLaren Senna if they were multi billionaires.

DipodomysDeserti > Textured Soy Protein
07/02/2019 at 22:34

Not sure you’re celebrating too much when you get divorced after making a shit of money.

Dude looks like he’s wearing a Freddy Kruger mask in that photo.

superdave847 > Discerning
07/02/2019 at 22:46

Trump hates him, therefore he can’t be all that bad.

superdave847 > Textured Soy Protein
07/02/2019 at 22:47

Temp tags?

On a supercar, it’ s gotta be Montana plates or nothing.

Nauraushaun > Textured Soy Protein
07/02/2019 at 22:53

SEEN

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > wafflesnfalafel
07/02/2019 at 23:08

Is he really?

Discerning > superdave847
07/02/2019 at 23:37

T wo negatives don’t necessarily attract/c onnect.

wafflesnfalafel > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/02/2019 at 23:44

well not financially... but his ex played a big part in building his empire, kinda like when Apple lost Jobs, sort of....

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > wafflesnfalafel
07/02/2019 at 23:46

He’ll be fine then. The empire is built, the contractor/construction crew left. What could possibly go wrong?

SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > Textured Soy Protein
07/02/2019 at 23:57

This car prob cost him less than 0.01% of his networth. You don’t need to be celebrating too hard to do that . I’ve spent larger percentages of mine on worse shit lol

Ash78, voting early and often > Textured Soy Protein
07/03/2019 at 08:39

The black and yellow scheme is screaming for a “BEE ZOS” tag

Ash78, voting early and often > Textured Soy Protein
07/03/2019 at 08:42

It’d be awesome if he stopped at a gas station and the price per gallon changed 6 times while he was filling up.

“Oh, you’re not a member of Exxon Prime? Sorry, it’s now a $35 minimum on snacks and drinks if you want fuel.”

Textured Soy Protein > superdave847
07/03/2019 at 09:07

That’s fairly common for valuable cars owned by people who live in Virginia , because Virginia charges a sorta kinda property tax on cars. But Bezos’ DC-area home is in DC itself so the tax dodge is unnecessary. Not to mention, he can probably afford whatever it costs to register the thing anywhere.

StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8 > SVLT
07/03/2019 at 09:43

Sure looks like he is driving it.....

fintail > SVLT
07/03/2019 at 10:16

Who is it then? ;)

SWEENEE > Textured Soy Protein
07/03/2019 at 10:23

Amazon Colors

Party-vi > Textured Soy Protein
07/03/2019 at 11:53

Well hey. I edited your post because someone’s Alexa apparently read this post over their shoulder and Dan from Amazon emailed the Mods and emphatically denied this was El Jeffe. They also denied that the richest man in the world owns a McLaren, which is a little sad to me. Anyway, carry on.

Textured Soy Protein > Party-vi
07/03/2019 at 12:04

Welp, there go my prospects of future Amazon employment!

Stef Schrader > Party-vi
07/03/2019 at 12:06

boooooooooooo at no fun McLaren

Live a little, Jeff! Buy 14 944s in various states of disrepair and also donate most of your grotesquely hoarded wealth to solving world poverty, hunger and homelessness. (I’m just saying.)

P.S.: Let your workers pee, too... while we’ve got your attention.

Textured Soy Protein > Party-vi
07/03/2019 at 12:23

Also, who’s getting a little cheeky here?

Kinja'd!!!

For Sweden > Party-vi
07/03/2019 at 15:14

According to my legal opinion, that is definitely not Jeff Bezos.

For Sweden > Stef Schrader
07/03/2019 at 15:36

It's actually his cousin, Joff Brazos

Stef Schrader > For Sweden
07/03/2019 at 17:20

give me money, Joff

For Sweden > Stef Schrader
07/03/2019 at 18:42

Working at the Post would require you write worse articles

Stef Schrader > For Sweden
07/03/2019 at 21:28

I think Joff Brazos has Warshington Parsh, which would be right up my alley if he’d pay me money. Leave the baaaaaaa nds in the Coupe*.

*technically a fastback but parsh forgot how words work

William Byrd > Textured Soy Protein
07/07/2019 at 17:44

I just saw it:

A couple of vids in my FB and Twitter :

https://m.facebook.com/williambyrdusa

https://twitter.com/williambyrdusa/status/1147981551893995523?s=21

Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > Party-vi
07/24/2019 at 19:56

Car was just spotted a track day, same guy driving it. My source confirm its not Bezos as he was behind the Senna on the road out there and the guy was in fact super nice and definitely not Bezos.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Party-vi
09/04/2019 at 14:02

Dan from Amazon emailed the Mods and emphatically denied this was El Jeffe

Wait actually?

Party-vi > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
09/04/2019 at 14:28

Yes for real.

dogisbadob > Textured Soy Protein
09/04/2019 at 15:33

Kinja'd!!!

Sovande > Textured Soy Protein
09/05/2019 at 12:10

All cities and counties in VA definitely assesses property tax on vehicles every year . This year I owe $382 between two cars. It’s $5.33 per $100 on the assessed value of the car for me in Alexandria. You then get a “tax relief” which essentially halves that number.

It’s not cheap.